UNITECOIN
Every corner of the internet has its own mascot and its own argument. Unitecoin is the part where everybody stands on the same step. One coin. No sides. Nobody left at the bottom of the stairs.
Everyone's been fighting over the same staircase
Frog guys, dog guys, cat guys, wojak guys. Same building. Same stairs. Different flags.
Every cycle it's the same movie. Your timeline picks a mascot, someone else's picks another one, and everybody spends the run arguing about whose dog is realer instead of just going up together.
Meanwhile the memes themselves have never had a problem with each other. Pepe and Doge have been sharing a screenshot since 2013. They were never the ones fighting. We were.
Unitecoin is the truce. One coin holding the whole roster, the frog, the dog, the troll, the wojaks, the hippo, the penguin, the guy nobody can name but everybody has posted. Nobody's mascot loses, because nobody's mascot is competing.
There's no faction to join. If you've ever posted a frog, a shiba, a crying wojak or a fat orange hippo, congratulations, you've been part of this since before it had a ticker.
Unity isn't a narrative. It's just what happens when people stop splitting the room.
Together is the trade
Nothing clever here. That's sort of the appeal.
Meme wars have never made anyone rich.
Ten mascots splitting the same attention is ten small charts. One mascot carrying all ten is a different picture entirely. Math isn't tribal.
The people are the product.
No utility deck, no partnerships, no six-month roadmap nobody reads. Just however many of us decide to stand in the same place at the same time.
You didn't have to switch teams.
Bring your frog. Bring your dog. Bring the cursed one from 2011 with 4 pixels. Everything gets a step on the stairs, nothing gets left behind.
No games
It's live. The address is in the box, copy it from here and nowhere else, especially not from someone's replies.
No presale, no whitelist, no allocation. Same door for everybody, which is the entire point of the thing.
Anyone DMing you a different address is not us. One address, it's the one in the box, it ends in pump. Don't sign anything from a stranger.
One job. Get everyone on the same step and keep them there longer than the argument lasts.
5% of supply went to Murad, plus 50% of the creator fees. Nobody asked him and he owes us nothing. He's been saying the same thing for years, so he gets a cut of it.
That's the only account and the address above is the only address. Ends in pump — check it before you sign.
UNITE RUN
The whole crew moves as one lump. You keep them off the blocks. Click, tap or hit space, that's the entire game.
space / click / tap to jump · hold for a bigger hop